Visitors to Poland could use a few official warning signs to help them cope. Here are twelve signs I would like to see put up at strategic locations around Poland’s tourist spots.
Men with shaved heads are not necessarily ex-convicts or skinheads (though they might be)
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Churchill is not as universally popular as you might have been led to believe
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This shop has no change, and by the time you leave neither will you
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Proper dancing, with feet, is expected in this area
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High risk of non-ironic 70s-style moustaches in this area
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Handshaking is required at ALL times
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Hordes of ridiculously attractive women – please watch where you are walking
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Wedding feast area – do not attempt to eat everything
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Designated English-tourist area – men wearing dresses may not leave this zone
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High risk of Polish tongue twisters
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Do not drink between vodka shots
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Non-stereotype zone – expectations of tractor factories and food queues will not be met
Very funny :D
ReplyDeletePrzy traktorach powinna byc jeszcze informacja, że białych niedźwiedzi takoż nie mamy. :)
ReplyDeleteno chyba że w Zoo ;o)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link :)
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